There's no denying it. Mrs. Greyhound is a lucky woman. After 20 years of marriage, she's received a "major award."
Me.
**blink***
Uhm, yeah. And I must be Italian because I come in a box marked "FRAH-JEEEL-AAAY."
Oh, wait. That's "Fragile."
Which means on Valentine's Day, instead of emitting my typical romantic glow, I was gimping around with a shredded back from the most inconsequential of long rides after the most unremarkable bike wreck ever.
But I literally couldn't reach down and get my paper on the driveway this morning because of the condition of my lower back.
Because I am "Frah-jeeel-aaaaay."
So, yeah. I'm quite the reward, aren't I?
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Picking up the newspaper is highly overrated. Although I have it on good authority it's what dogs are good for ...
youch!
A Christmas Story is one of the greatest movies ever made that didn't star Will Ferrell.
I will second that, A Christmas Story ROCKS. I am sorry to hear about your back.
FRAGGEEEEELAY! It must be from Spain!
Way to reference one of my all time favorite movies. I expect the next post to quote Billy Madison.)
I'm just sayin'.
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