tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-246836512024-03-07T01:59:35.424-06:00TriGreyhoundTraining is recess! Go play.greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.comBlogger603125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-67996733645042050192009-12-11T07:04:00.004-06:002009-12-11T07:34:43.479-06:00The Most Interesting Man In The World<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://idology.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/most_interesting_man.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 273px;" src="http://idology.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/most_interesting_man.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>In the last week, I have been going back and forth on whether to man up and do Ironman St. George in May. As an unreformed addict, I'm a bit lost without an Ironman, but I think one of the main reasons Ironman is going on hiatus is that there are other things I want to try that would be impossible if I were training at an Ironman level.<br /><br />For one thing, it is high time I got serious about working on the craft of writing. I have signed up for a fiction writing workshop, and I want to put in the effort of writing and rewriting that it deserves. <br /><br />And remember in my last post where I mentioned "professional obligations" that I ought to be attending to?<br /><br />Well, some of you know that when I doff my cape and super hero tights, I take on the secret identity of a mild-mannered lawyer.<br /><br />In fact, I am an appellate lawyer, which means I read, write and research about the courts all the time.<br /><br />When I have spoken at seminars on the law and the courts, I often get "best speaker" awards and high marks for content and entertainment.<br /><br />(To be fair, law nerds are easily entertained. We don't get out much).<br /><br />And some of the marketing people at the firm know that I blog.<br /><br />So, if you combine my legal savoir faire and my mad blogging skillz with my dashing good looks and razor wit, do you know what you get?<br /><br />The Most Interesting Man In The World.<br /><br />As if there were any question.<br /><br />Or at any rate you have the makings of a legal blogger.<br /><br />Or blawger.<br /><br />Maybe even a blawger that lawyers and clients would want to read.<br /><br />So, as it happens, the firm has asked me to start a legal blog in the area of my professional expertise, Texas and Federal Appellate Law.<br /><br />For the last several months, we have been trying to set a legal blog in a fashion where it could be done properly, and it looks like we are about to hit the ground running. Very soon we will launch a law blog called:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;" >The Appellate Record</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Because if it's not in here, it didn't happen.</span><br /></div><br />Consistent with my history of biting off more than I can chew, I intend to make that legal blog the most authoritative and useful and entertaining voice on its subject matter in the Great State of Texas.<br /><br />Yeah, let me know how that works out.<br /><br />I say that to say this. I am expected to post regularly to the law blog without decreasing my billable hours or my collections. And I don't think I can post regularly there and write fiction and make speeches and write scholarly articles and continue developing as an athlete and be a good father and husband all while continuing to post here two or three times a week.<br /><br />Not to mention the fact that this blog has largely been about me, and I have thoroughly exhausted that topic. <br /><br />So, while I hope that this blog is not ending entirely, it is definitely going on a hiatus and at minimum is probably changing its focus. After the law blog gets going, I have some idea that I might repurpose this blog as a place for once weekly posts to encourage and instruct the new athlete who wants to get up off the couch of doom and reclaim their life and their health. I might even start a fiction blog to write a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wovel">wovel</a>. <br /><br />And I'll probably maintain this space as one method of shouting out to my virtual friends so as to arrange races and events across the country.<br /><br />So, don't delete me from your RSS feed or your google reader just yet.<br /><br />But, trigreyhound, as it has existed before, a self-absorbed blog focused on my multi-sport mediocrity, is coming to an end.<br /><br />It is time for what's next, and that "next" requires room. That means, at least for the moment, I pause and put down my pen. <br /><br />I put it down grateful beyond words. The comments I have received on this blog tell me that this blog has mattered to some of its readers. Some are better off for having read it. Some have dared do great things that they might otherwise not have done. Some have broken beyond their comfort zones. In that, I have succeeded beyond anything I would have imagined when, 603 posts ago, in March of 2006, I first said . . .<br /><br /><a href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2006/03/so-here-goes.html">So, here goes . . . </a><br /><br />It has been a great ride, and I prize the friends this blog has brought me more than you can know. Those I will keep long after this URL dies. A mid-life that could have been colorless and dead has been made vivid and life-affirming.<br /><br />You did that, not me.<br /><br />You have taught me how to be an encouraging friend, and if you find me on Facebook, I will ever be that still. There is nothing more precious than a true friend to walk beside you, and with love, I will always be,<br /><br />Your faithful friend,<br /><br />Greyhoundgreyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-18651745023938268732009-12-08T09:47:00.002-06:002009-12-08T09:50:51.298-06:00What Now?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi26SP3dHEjARXaLp6FLeTdfhyphenhyphenuEPjvR1jCUbTKJqvHS5ykk_eu7xfnyZO3K4IOC2DusuNvn1wDmZM7oyzQvDRtqguARVF0khUpSxj2VnMdmg4md4CxynxcUGUIbQWJ6VdZC-RR8g/s320/eeyore_cloud.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 254px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi26SP3dHEjARXaLp6FLeTdfhyphenhyphenuEPjvR1jCUbTKJqvHS5ykk_eu7xfnyZO3K4IOC2DusuNvn1wDmZM7oyzQvDRtqguARVF0khUpSxj2VnMdmg4md4CxynxcUGUIbQWJ6VdZC-RR8g/s320/eeyore_cloud.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>As I begin writing this post, it is Sunday night, the house is quiet, and I am bluer than B.B. King on a drunken bender. It's nothing unnatural or worthy of concern. I get this way after every season-ending Ironman. It's the Ironman blues.<br /><br />Typically, it gets worse if I sit still, but right now I cannot train. Indeed I ought not train. So, the next best thing I can do is start scheming and planning for next year. That's where you come in. I always enjoy racing more when friends are involved. I'd love to host you in magnificent Tejas, and I'd love to race with you somewhere else.<br /><br />But first . . . about that Ironman thing.<br /><br />I am addicted and conflicted. I feel lost without the epic threat of an Ironman date on my calendar. It creates organization and purpose from necessity--sheer survival. And part of me wants some Ironman redemption. I did not race as strongly at Cozumel as I wanted to do. And that has only a little to do with the number on the clock. <br /><br />And yet, I think my plans to do IM St. George are unwise. Cozumel took the starch right out of me. I cannot see being ready to commit to another Ironman, even by January. In addition, I've started thinking about other things I would do if not training 15 hours or more a week. There are family and professional obligations I should be attending to. And I want to pour time into my writing, including a fiction workshop here in Houston, instead of training on an Ironman level.<br /><br />And Ironman is not making me better any more. Ironman is not making me improve. I've plateaued with the long and slow. I know what I need to do to improve and another Ironman is not it. I need to learn how to race and to suffer and to go fast. I need to get my butt into masters swim 5 days a week, regular swim lessons with a coach, and race HARD at the Olympic distance once or twice a month all year. Later in the year, I ought to try building up to a substantial PR at the Longhorn 70.3 and try to see how far under six hours this old dog can go.<br /><br />Toward that end, I'm already scheming next year's schedule. What follows are some of my ideas. You are invited to come along and stay chez Greyhound, and they are subject to change if you want Greyhound couch surfing at your place:<br /><br />2/27 Rodeo Run 10K (Houston)<br /><br />3/13 Bayou City 10K (Houston)<br /><br />4/10 Gateway to the Bay OLY (Kemah, maybe)<br /><br />4/25 Lone Star OLY (Houston, definitely)<br /><br />5/15 Ogden 1/2 Marathon<br /><br />5/31 Cap Tex OLY (Austin)<br /><br />6/25 Philly Tri OLY<br /><br />JULY/August--Colorado Cycling Adventure, Boulder Stroke and Strides<br /><br />8/29 Alcatraz Triathlon (REALLY? Swim in S.F. Bay? Holy Shit!)<br /><br />9/6 Austin Tri OLY (prolly only if no Alcatraz)<br /><br />9/26 Houston Tri OLY (new race)<br /><br />10/17 Longhorn 70.3 (Austin)<br /><br />Then in 2011 something epic, like IM Lake Placid or Austria or Brazil or New Zealand!!!<br /><br />Come on, peeps. Help me out of this funk. Let's get some suffering on the calendar and make some bad decisions.greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-70509378028187060822009-12-06T15:45:00.000-06:002009-12-06T15:46:01.963-06:00Ironman In ReviewSo, the Ironman experience is over for the year--for good and for ill. And it bears looking back to see those people and experiences that made the <a href="http://www.ironmancozumel.com/">Ironman Cozumel</a> experience what it was.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/4/47/Tipohat.jpg/200px-Tipohat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 149px;" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/4/47/Tipohat.jpg/200px-Tipohat.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>First, a tip of the hat to those parts of the race that were all awesomeness.<br /><br />To Mrs. Greyhound and Superpounce who gave me the grace to go my miserable pace into the night rather than either quit or stress that I was taking too long because of any impatience to be done. Sometimes you just gotta walk.<br /><br /><a href="http://scsmultisport.com/">Coach Kris</a> deserves a tip of the hat for writing programs and answering e-mails and phone calls and guiding me through a year of training. He got me to the start line fitter than ever, healthy and ready to go. He wrote a program that I could complete while keeping my job and my marriage. I liked having a coach for the first time in my life, and I could not have had a better or more knowledgeable one. At times, he deserved a better athlete, but you git' what you git.<br /><br />To the fine folks at <a href="http://www.endurancesportstravel.com/">Endurance Sports Travel</a>: we tested your theory that Ironman travel can be idiot proof, and your theory held up. If you ever want to do a destination Ironman race, and you want someone to handle the details and take care of your family while you race and treat you like a rock star, even if you are slow, then <a href="http://www.endurancesportstravel.com/">Endurance Sports Travel</a> is the only way to go. Owned and operated by Ironman legend Ken Glah, <a href="http://www.endurancesportstravel.com/">Endurance Sports Travel</a> makes an Ironman trip worry free, at a cost less than what many of the athletes paid to make all those arrangements on their own. I don't know where my next destination Ironman will be, but I plan to pick the destination off of their itineraries. HUGE Tip O' the Greyhound Chapeau and A++ to them.<br /><br />To bloggy peeps like <a href="http://wanna-be-triathlete.blogspot.com/">Greyt Times</a> and <a href="http://tntcoachliz.blogspot.com/">Coach Liz</a> and <a href="http://speedyspeedracer.blogspot.com/">Speed Racer</a> and <a href="http://tetaequalsbooby.blogspot.com/">Kim</a> and <a href="http://1stepcloser2im.blogspot.com/">Johnny Tri</a>, and <a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/9317993_c453be121f.jpg">The Artist Formerly Known As Iron Kahuna</a>: People and friendships make this sport special, and all of you were a big part of why this trip has good memories for me. As I sit here in the house on a quiet Sunday afternoon with a profound case of the Ironman blues, I'm missing people like you. My only real regret is not having enough time on the island with each of you, and it will be a true disappointment if we can't share a race venue again some time in the very near future.<br /><br />To Cozumelenos, you people turned out and opened the town for a bunch of weirdos in spandex with pointy helmets as if we were all rock stars. You cheered and chanted and applauded and offered hospitality never before seen north of the Rio Grande. Cozumel rocks.<br /><br />To the race organization: Great spot for a race, very well executed overall, problems on the day were tackled quickly, the spectators were fantastic, and if you want a tough, tough (did I say effing TOUGH) Ironman experience, then this is the place to go. I say this, though, as preface to what I hope will be some constructive criticisms that will make the race even better.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/2/2a/WagoFinger.jpg/200px-WagoFinger.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 148px;" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/thumb/2/2a/WagoFinger.jpg/200px-WagoFinger.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>The water bottles handed out on the race course were CRAP! As designed, one could not get enough water to come out the nozzle to pour down the gullet or over the head. Thus, people finally resorted to grabbing the nozzle in the teeth and ripping them off entirely, creating an open spout. Get a different bottle.<br /><br />Mosquitos on the run course. Race organization needs repellent at the aid stations, and you best put some in your special needs bag or you'll be eaten alive.<br /><br />Bike Aid Stations: Volunteers were game and friendly and eager to do a good job, but they needed training in some of the particulars--e.g., you have to take the inner seal off the Gatorade bottle so a cyclist can use it, and you have to keep the water bottles filled and ready to go. No water on the second loop of the bike course was not acceptable. This race will always be hot and you should anticipate needing twice as many iced water bottles because everyone is taking on cold water every 10k.<br /><br />Special Needs Bags: the special needs bags were a clusterfuck. You can't do it on the narrow side of the island where there is no space. Do it before or after where the road is wide instead. Have someone down the road with a walkie talkie calling numbers so people can ride by and grab their bags on the run. This business of stopping and pawing through 2000 bags on the side of a narrow road was way below average.<br /><br />Coastal rode: OK, so it is chip seal. It doesn't have to be washboard, bucking bronco, pound your testicles into your Willie chip seal. That road sucked--as did a notable section of the pavement in town--dangerously so. Obviously, this might not be the priority of local government, but if it could be resurfaced . . . . .<br /><br />Ice and Coke: The organizers refilled it quickly when it ran out, but when it is this hot, you should never, EVER run out of ice, even for an instant. Ditto Coke later in the marathon. Never run out, and you must de-fizz the coke if runners are going to make use of it.<br /><br />Medical Tent: if half of your participants are going to speak English, you must have someone in the medical tent who can tell an English speaking spouse that her husband is not there. Otherwise, Mrs. Greyhound will punch your lights out.<br /><br />So, I would do this race again in a heartbeat, but I would do it for a Mexican vacation, not looking for a PR. It was a great experience, and I know it will be even better for the competitors who turn up for the second edition of <a href="http://www.ironmancozumel.com/">Ironman Cozumel. </a>greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-4957175617311890092009-12-04T17:22:00.004-06:002009-12-04T19:36:10.898-06:00And So It Begins<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ironmanlonghorn.com/images_main/LHHHeader1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 480px; height: 80px;" src="http://www.ironmanlonghorn.com/images_main/LHHHeader1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Maybe it's because this was my best race this year . . . maybe it's because I can't stand having no training schedule and no race calendar, even for a week . . . but this is gonna be the key race at the end of next season.<br /><br />October 17, 2010.<br /><br />Come on bloggers and Facebook friends. Let's do this thing together.greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-35444587264019587102009-12-04T08:18:00.003-06:002009-12-04T08:26:55.888-06:00The Artist Fomerly Known As The Tri-Geek Kahuna<span style="font-style: italic;">**Editor's note: it is with great pleasure that I bring you a guest contributor, a man who was key in inspiring this blog and my exploits in the first place. I bring you the race report of the Iron Kahuna, one of the original tri bloggers**
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<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">35,000-FEET SOMEWHERE OVER NORTHERN MEXICO—Big thanks to TriGreyhound for allowing the <a href="http://www.williamlobdell.com/">Iron Kahuna</a> to post this race report on <a href="http://www.ironmancozumel.com/">Ironman Cozumel</a> on his site. Those triathletes of a certain age will remember the Kahuna from TriGeekDreams, one of the first triathlon blogs on the Internet that suddenly went dark a few years ago, retiring like NFL Jim Brown did at the top of his game.</p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Well, the Iron Kahuna is back and badder than ever, at least for this single post.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">About a year ago, Greyhound sent the Kahuna a message. “Hey, they’re starting an Ironman in Cozumel. How about we sign up?”</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The Kahuna had one Ironman under his race belt—in Florida three years ago when the Gulf Coast did a nice imitation of a freezing fall day in New England. Still, surrounded by his tri-blogger friends—and with the proper training under his belt—it turned out to be one of the best weekends of his life. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8HTDc3J_lA&feature=related">You can still see the Kahuna and Trimama getting their tattoos on YouTube</a> (and yes, the Kahuna did cried like a little bitch, Trimama didn’t feel a think and Robo-Stu laughed his ass off). </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Three years can make a memory hazy. The physical and mental pain of an Ironman recedes and eventually is stored into the that-was-no-big-deal? compartment in the brain. The tattoo looks a little less sharp, along with the clothing purchased in a frenzy after the Florida race. The Iron Kahuna was beginning to feel like the Rusty Kahuna. Though he had continued to race various distances over the intervening years, he wanted another crack at an Ironman.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">So, Cozumel? The Mayan Riviera? With Tri-Greyhound? The Kahuna was in and signed up that day.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Well, training ebbed and flowed over the next 12 months. Juggling multiple jobs, four boys, a book tour <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Losing-Religion-Reporting-America-Unexpected/dp/0061626813?tag=particculturf-20">(“Losing My Religion: How I Lost My Faith Reporting on Religion in America—and Found Unexpected Peace”</a>) and two finicky calves, some weeks the triathlon training gods were pleased, other times they were extremely pissed.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">There was something else heading into his second Ironman. The Kahuna didn’t have that epic, I’m-going-to-conquer-Mt.-Everest feeling in his gut. In fact, he had nothing. Little nerves, little anxiety, little excitement. He wondered if this meant his race was doomed.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Less than a month before the race, he competed in the <a href="http://www.firstwave-events.com/kahuna/">Big Kahuna (no relation) Half-Ironman</a> in Santa Cruz, Calif. and had to walk the last six miles of the run because his calf had popped. He decided during his long stroll toward the finish that he would drop out of Ironman Cozumel. That was the sensible thing to do.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Of course, after sleeping on it, he decided to eff his calves and at least get to the start line. The entry fee, airlines, hotel and food had already been paid. What the hell? He started running in the deep end of the pool—a practice that studies show keep runners in nearly as good of shape was running on dry land. He logged three hours on extremely boring Sunday morning. And he got Active Release Technique (ART) massages twice a week, sweating and tearing up at the pain caused by the doctor stripping away scar tissue.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">So on Thanksgiving Day, he found himself full of doubts and pending doom but on a plane from Los Angeles bound to Cancun, Mexico. (By the way, if you’re thinking about doing Ironman Cozumel, there’s no easy way to get there. Most triathletes hopped a flight to Cancun, took a 50-minute taxi ride to a Playa del Something, board a ferry for a 45-minute vomit-inducing voyage to Cozumel, and then (in the Kahuna’s case) a 25-minute taxi ride to his hotel. Thank God Greyhound had wisely signed up for package deal from Endurance Sports Travel, which shepherded us along the way—he will never do another Ironman without its services). </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">On Cozumel, everyone soon discovered that the island produced few easy race days. If it was windy, bad for the bike. If it wasn’t, the heat could wreck you. Turned out, the triathletes got a little of both.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The swim had to be the best course in Ironman history. You start by walking along a dock that enclosed a pod of dolphins (that tourists swim with) and then jump off on the platform into the warm and crystal waters of the Gulf of Mexico. The Kahuna, a swimmer more than anything else, took his place in the second row of triathletes. He didn’t feel nervous, only under-prepared and wondering if his calves would hold up on land enough for him to see the finish line.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">He didn’t hear the gun, but everyone took off and so did he. The ocean bottom, probably 30-feet below, served as a guidepost. He would look up at the buoy, and then find a spot on the bottom far ahead that was in line with it and just swim to it. He easily stayed on course.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The majority of the swim had a favorable current, enough that the Kahuna pulled off a PR of 54:48. Hmmm. Maybe this was his day! Running to T1, he felt a twinge in his left calf. Holy crap. Right then, he decided to go all out on the bike because he would, at best, forced to walk the marathon.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">So he took off on the bike and for the first 20 miles or so, he flew, his speedometer registering a steady 19, 20, 21 and sometimes 22 miles per hours. Like a freaking idiot, he began calculating the math and thinking it could get under 6 hours on the bike. This Ironman was going to be easy.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">But then, he turned a corner and his bike, buffeted by 30 mph winds, almost came to a stop. The landscape gave a clue as to what to expect: the windward side of the island didn’t support much vegetation because nothing much could grow against the strong, steady winds. He struggled to maintain a double-digit speed. The mental torture?
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">He’d have to pass by this section of the course two more times before he could get off the bike.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Near the end of the first lap, he rode back into town and was greeted, for the first time, by the locals. The Mexicans were the best fans EVER. It felt like being on the pitch at a major futbol game: ear-piercing noise makers and residents lined along the street shouting, “Vayamos<span style=""> </span>(Let’s go!), “Si, se puedo (Yes, you can!), and “Animal (Animal).” </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">It wasn’t until the third bike lap (after not finding his special needs bag) that the Kahuna felt like was he was dying, thanks mostly to the wind and heat (93 degrees was the high he registered on his bike computer). He had taken in his nutrition well, but his body didn’t want anything more.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">At T2, the Kahuna sat for a while trying to cool his body and thinking, “Now a marathon? Really? Why did I ever sign up for this?” It was a familiar Ironman panic that seems new each time. He found some solace in that everyone inside in the men’s tent seemed to be bewildered by the difficulty of the bike leg.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Finally, the Kahuna forced himself to get out of his plastic chair and onto the race course. The crowds, as stated earlier, couldn’t have been better. And the truth be told, the Kahuna’s legs didn’t feel too bad, despite being hammered on the bike. His body overheating was the problem. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Want to know the most depressing part of an Ironman for the Kahuna? Passing by the Mile 1 banner on the run. Only 25.2 miles left! That will play tricks on your mind.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The Kahuna slogged on, running (slowly) between each aid station (they were only 1k apart). At the stations, he forced liquid down him and ate only bananas (the one food that seemed even remotely appealing). </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The field of triathletes seemed like a pretty even mix between North American and Central and South American triathletes, which left a language barrier and resulted in little talking on the run leg (different than other triathlons the Kahuna had competed in). But that was OK because the Kahuna didn’t seem much like talking. He just was trying not to totally blow up (secretly he was hoping his calf would pop and he could either a) walk the rest of the way or b) quit; however, his ART doc had too good of a job).</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">As the sun set, the island delivered another soul-crushing obstacle: clouds of mosquitos. These bastards bit the hell of the Kahuna, who wasn’t in the mood. Finally, a volunteer broke out some <i style="">repellante</i> and the Kahuna splashed it all over his body. Problem solved.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">After lap 2 of the run, the Kahuna did some quick mental calculations. If he hustled, he could finish under 14 hours. Here’s the internal debate he had with himself for the next couple of miles.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">“Push! You can break 14 hours!”</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">“What, are you crazy? That’s just an artificial barrier. You are dangerously close to a heat stroke. Be mature about this.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">“But 14 hours! And you only have a 10k to go. Think of all the training you put in. This is nothing.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">“Just walk it in. Be safe. You will still be an Ironman today.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Of course, the bad guy won. The Kahuna hustled along, making sure he kept ahead of the 14 hour barrier. But as he closed in on the 26-mile mark, the Kahuna realized he didn’t factor in the .2 part of the 26.2-mile run. So he sped up even faster (by know, faster was a relative term). </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Finally, the Kahuna turned the final corner and saw, maybe 50 yards ahead of him, the finish line and the large digital clock above it that read: 13:59:50. He was in too much of a hurry and in too much pain to hear the cheers of the crowd (or even hear what the announcer was saying). </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">He crossed the line (head up, arms extended overhead for the good finishing photo) and triggered the timing mat: 13:59:59.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">The Kahuna swam, biked and ran his best race he could that day. The course was much tougher than expected. Throughout much of the day, he swore that this would be his last Ironman. He wouldn’t go through all this pain again.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">But now, a few days later, he’s announcing his un-retirement. He’s got more Ironmans in him. The feeling of accomplishment after finishing one is just too good to not experience again. Maybe Ironman Brazil 2011. </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">Greyhound, you in?</p>greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-82388113081660813882009-12-02T18:32:00.004-06:002009-12-02T19:55:55.450-06:00The Best Laid PlansYou might recall how I asked <a href="http://scsmultisport.com/">Coach Kris</a> for advice in formulating a plan for Ironman Cozumel. He gave me <a href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/coach-kris-man-with-plan.html">great advice:</a> Plan A for the ideal day, Plan B for if something goes wrong, and Plan C for just getting to the finish. As it turns out, I needed all three plans just to get through the hardest Ironman course I have ever experienced in two hours slower than my unstated goal.<br /><br />See, going in, I kinda had some numbers in mind. I thought it reasonable that I could swim--MAYBE--about 1:30 if the seas were kind. I had no idea what to expect of the current in Cozumel. I had trained to bike about 18mph if conditions were reasonable. Then, if I were strong and my nutrition was good, I might be able to hold 10 minute miles or so on the run. If it all worked out, I thought, based upon the results of my training, that I might finish in the mid to high 12 hour neighborhood. <br /><br />Based upon my half-iron results on a hilly course and the higher level of fitness <a href="http://scsmultisport.com/">Coach Kris</a> had given me this year, I think this was reasonable. But see, Ironman and Mother Nature have an unholy alliance. Here's how it went down.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Swim: Plan A</span><br /><br />I was nervous about the swim. Before the race I had the opportunity to take one practice swim on the course. The wind had decreased from the gales the day before, but it was still quite a challenge--two to three foot swells and strong current. I needn't have worried. Like everyone in the race, I had the swim of my life.<br /><br />On the morning of the race, it was calm and still on the western side of the island. I jumped off the dock with 2000 of my closest friends and treaded water against the current until the horn sounded and we all pummeled each other on the way to the first turn buoy 500 meters up current. Because of the current, it seemed like it took forever to make that first turn. I choked down some sea water a couple times but did not wear myself out. <br /><br />Squished and crowded around the turn buoys and we were heading back down current. This was like walking the moving sidewalk at the airport. I had some difficulty seeing the intermediate bouys as wakes and swells arose, but before I knew it I was at the far end of the course heading for home.<br /><br />I was afraid how much effort would be required to get back to the finish, but the course must have been laid out close enough to shore that the channel current was not a factor. Each buoy passed in course and before I knew it, I was getting out of the water, fresh and ready to ride in only 1:20.<br /><br />That's abysmal for some people, but pretty good for me and 10 minutes faster than Plan A. <br />"Sweet!" I think to myself. "10 minutes in the bank for later!"<br /><br />Yeah. Not so much.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Bike: Plan B</span><br /><br />In and out of transition and I was on to my favorite part of the race--or so I thought. I love the bike, and the first few miles were going just as planned. I got my heart rate calmed down and settled into 20-22 miles per hour at a heart rate way under my thresh hold. I swam and rode so fast that Mrs. Greyhound and Superpounce barely made it out to the bike course to see me fly by on the first lap.<br /><br />"Sweet," I'm thinking to myself. "I can put some more time in the bank for the eastern side of the island where they told us to expect cross-winds. I mean, how hard can it be? It's only 10 to 12 miles next to the open ocean. I've ridden 5 hours at Galveston before."<br /><br />And then reality hit. We turned left onto the bumpy, rough, chip-sealed coastal road and were nearly blown off our bikes by a 30 mile per hour head wind with gusts even faster. My speed dropped from 20 to 15 to 14 and sometimes down to 12. It was less than 30 minutes into the bike, but I knew immediately that the numbers in my head were now just fantasy. <br /><br />Time for Plan B. If I pushed over the edge here, the finish line might not happen at all. So, I dropped to the small ring and tried to maintain a cadence and heart rate while watching the mileage tick slowly by. Mezcalitos, the left turn back to Cozumel, seemed like it would never come. And all the while, I knew that I had to do that same stretch<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> two more times. </span><br /><br />By the time I reached the turn at Mezcalitos, my average speed had dropped from 18.5 mph to 15.8 mph. So Plan B was to see how much lost speed I could get back without digging myself into a hole. I road as fast as I thought I reasonably could without exceeding my target heart rates, and I got back some of my speed, but not nearly all of it by the time I made it back to the coastal road.<br /><br />The second time through, I lost less speed off my average (the average being lower to begin with now) but several aid stations were now out of the water I had been using to cool myself, and my stomach was starting to rebel against Gatorade and calories. I was feeling bloated and stopped up, and yet I was bonking. I needed water to drink and dillute my stomach, not just pour on my head and torso. But second time around, there was none to be had.<br /><br />The whole time on the coast road, I was counting pedal strokes--100 revolutions down in the aero bars at a time then start again. Don't look at the speedometer or the mileage markers because it is too depressing. <br /><br />It was all I could do to go out for another serving from that course, but the two professionals in the lead of the male race lapped me as I got to town, and you can't stop and quit when the whole city is out cheering--even if they're cheering for someone else. I was able to get some water, but I was already overheating and was still 40 miles from home. <br /><br />I don't remember much about the third lap. I was woozy and suffering and my body was in rebellion. Unlike a course with elevation changes, this one has you down in the bars the whole time and tears up the same muscles. By the time of the final turn into town, I could barely maintain 16 mph, even with no wind to contend with. I weaved a couple of times and thought, "Wow, I might crash. That wouldn't be so bad." There were also dark clouds over part of the island, and I half hoped for lightening in the hopes the run would be called off.<br /><br />Yeah. That's not the place you want to be when you're starting the marathon. Plan C was firmly in play by this point.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Run: Plan C</span><br /><br />I have never come so very close to quitting a race as I did at T2 in this race. The fact that I continued cannot be attributed to toughness or character on my part. Character is what you do when nobody is watching. If nobody had been watching, I would have stopped. But my daughter was there, and she was watching. I don't want to raise a quitter. And I had written that damn fool thing about <a href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/imagination.html">imagination</a>, and I knew you had read it. So you were watching, and I couldn't stop with you watching me. <br /><br />So, I put on my shoes, picked myself up off the deck of the stifling hot transition tent, and went out on the road. Still, it wasn't like I was prepared to flog myself anymore. I was done going to the well for the day. I was in the race in name only.<br /><br />I walked for about two minutes and then started jogging with the goal of going very easy to the first aid station at 1km. With that accomplished, I decided to jog to the next aid station only 1km away. At each aid station I tried to catch up with water to get the calories to absorb again. <br /><br />I made it all the way out to the far end of the three loop run course and managed to take on some calories without yakking. Turning around to come back, however, the slight breeze that had been cooling us running one way disappeared. Running in the same direction as the breeze, I started to overheat again in the muggy, tropical air. The dull headache I had been carrying became more pronounced. At the second aid station on the way back into town, the ground lurched and I almost lost my balance. <br /><br />OK, this might be more serious, I thought. Suffering out of T2 makes no sense if you don't finish at all. So, I decided to be more careful. My aid station jogs became four minutes jogging, 1 minute walking, jogging to the next station, then one minute more of walking. Lather, rinse, repeat. <br /><br />The second lap was the hardest. My body had still not come correct nutritionally, and mentally, you're still so far from the finish, it's hard to focus on the goal. I maintained the four minute jogs out to the far end and most of the way back, but those too deteriorated to three minute jogs and two minute walks by the beginning of the third lap, and thence to two minute jogs with three minute walks. <br /><br />And I was not the only one suffering. Many were not jogging at all. It was fair carnage on the course by that hour, and they were not all pudgy one-timers who lacked training or experience. There were some very sharp and fit athletes who had been destroyed on the bike course and were barely surviving a 26.2 mile forced march. <br /><br />One athlete, who was both young and fast, was curled in the fetal position on a cot at the medical tent furthest from the finish line several times that I went by. He was faster and fitter than me on any given day. And yet, slow and shame-faced as I was, I was faster that day. I finished. He did not. <br /><br />He took the ambulance to a Mexican hospital.<br /><br />But I finished. <br /><br />And I went back to a nice hotel with a family who had only one Ironman they cared about in the whole race. They don't know that Yvonne Van Vlerken biked like a Norse Goddess and Rutger Beke won the men's race. They could not pick those people out of a lineup. <br /><br />But they know I am an Ironman. And that is enough.greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-88741771540959760342009-12-01T06:29:00.003-06:002009-12-01T06:39:14.994-06:00Vamos, Mexico!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.runmx.com/images/ironman_cozumel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 215px;" src="http://www.runmx.com/images/ironman_cozumel.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />That was the hardest course conditions I have ever experienced at Ironman. Had it been my first, I don't know if I would have made it. Full race report to come when I get back to The States and dry out, but can I just say one thing?<br /><br />Mexicans cheer WAY better than Anglo spectators.<br /><br />WAY.<br /><br />Not even close. We’re talking Mexicans are to Michael Phelps as Anglos are to me.<br /><br />If you’re doing an event in the U.S., you’ll get the occasional “way to go, guys,” or maybe “good job” or the dreaded “you’re almost there” along with the ubiquitous “WOOOOOOOOOOOO!”<br /><br />This would be sorry fare indeed, judged by the prevailing norms south of The Border. The people of Cozumel lined their streets and made them into the equivalent of a rowdy soccer match. Men, women and children were out all day long, cheering pros and age groupers alike.<br /><br />They were beating on drums.<br /><br />They were beating on buckets and pails.<br /><br />They were beating on pots and pans.<br /><br />They were singing and chanting.<br /><br />They cheered audibly and rhythmically for every sad sack that was limping by, well into the night. We heard:<br /><br />Bravo!! Bravo!!<br /><br />Bravo, Muchachos!<br /><br />Vamos!<br /><br />A-r-r-r-r-riba A-r-r-r-r-r-riba!<br /><br />We heard much that I did not understand (which might be best later in the day), But every competitor decked out in the Mexican flag was regaled with a rhythmic:<br /><br />VA-MOS, MEY-HEE-COH!<br /><br />VA-MOS, MEY-HEE-COH!<br /><br />The little kids in their soprano voices were the best. They cheered every Mexican competitor as if he or she was an Olympian in the home stretch on the way to certain gold for the Mother Country.<br /><br />Late in the evening, a little boy about 8 or 9 years old was sitting on a wall by an aid station as the walking wounded and left-over carnage from the bike course were limping through their marathon. In his little, heavily-accented voice he singled out an older, Anglo participant, and broke out his elementary school English training:<br /><br />“GO! You-cahn-doo-eeet! You-cahn-bee EYE-RON MANG!”<br /><br />The participant, to his great credit, acknowledged the encouragement. He looked straight at the boy and said:<br /><br />“You can too. Some day, you can be an Ironman.”<br /><br />Pay it forward people. Currency exchange is not necessary.greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-86028447063701263522009-11-28T15:12:00.004-06:002009-11-28T15:42:34.529-06:00Imagination<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://jasonpauljones.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ali.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 452px;" src="http://jasonpauljones.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ali.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="body">"The man who has no imagination has no wings.</span>"*<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">So, here we are again, the night before another Ironman race. It is at this point that you start to wonder why it is you do this for "fun" and how it is that you will complete a 2.4 mile seas swim, 112 miles of cycling in the Caribbean sun, and a marathon on the Cozumel sea wall.<br /><br />In the end, those types of things are completed with the same power that causes one to push "Register" on the race's internet site.<br /><br />It's imagination.<br /><br />That inner eye that let's you see history before it happens, to see what can be, to dare to do things, "not because they are easy, but because they are hard."**<br /><br />You watch a race, and you do your first triathlon, and you watch an Ironman, and you begin to imagine that you can do this.<br /><br />And you can.<br /><br />Not all at once, but one bouy at a time.<br /><br />Not all 112 miles, but the 10 minutes until your next drink.<br /><br />Not all 26 miles, but 1 kilometer to the next aid station.<br /><br />As long as you can imagine just that far into the future, just around the corner where only the mind can see, you have wings.<br /><br />And when you have wings, anything is possible.<br /><br /><br />*Muhammad Ali<br /><br />**John F. Kennedy<br /></div></div> <span class="bodybold"> </span>greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-58877215632888212052009-11-24T07:36:00.002-06:002009-11-24T08:13:49.379-06:00The Rules<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.pioneernet.net/curtis/wile_e/inline/wile_gravity.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.pioneernet.net/curtis/wile_e/inline/wile_gravity.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">“<span style="font-style: italic;">Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can</span>.”*<br /></div><br /><br />Two more sleeps and I will be taking off for Cozumel. The trip is the fulfillment of a goal to compete in Ironman Cozumel. I signed up for the event over a year ago, and I have been following a triathlon training plan from <a href="http://scsmultisport.com/">Coach Kris</a> since January. And I will be only one of a couple thousand people who have been training steadily for most of the year to complete that race.<br /><br />But that process began long before January. And it began long before I ever signed up for an Ironman race. The process began over a decade ago and with very different goals.<br /><br />First it was a gym membership and jogging three times a week. Off and on exercise. Off and on weight loss. Then suffering through a road race. Off and on running. Then suffering through a marathon. Then quitting.<br /><br />Then starting again. Joining a gym with staff who encouraged me. A faster marathon. MS150 bicycling tours. The first short course triathlon. The first half-iron triathlon. Watching an Ironman swim start and swearing I would never do such a thing. 24 hours later signing up for an Ironman and one year later doing it. Now it's time for Ironman Number three.<br /><br />So, if you read about Ironman triathlons or other endurance events--here or elsewhere--and you say, "I could never do that," you are wrong. That is simply an excuse to make you feel better for choosing NOT to do it. Assuming that Ironman and marathons are never your thing--which is totally fine--you can duplicate the process of becoming active and healthy.<br /><br />But if you go against "The Rules" you are doomed to failure. You might as well repeal the law of gravity. Ask Wylie Coyote how that works out. Follow the rules and you can succeed.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule One: Start where you are.</span><br /><br />You have no choice but to start where you are. It's no use bitching about being slow or being fat or being old or being achy or having bad knees or what have you. You are where you are and you have to move forward from here. If you bite off more than you can chew, you'll get hurt and discouraged and quit. <br /><br />And if you have quit before. So be it. Start now again. Start where you are. It takes the average person 5 attempts to quit smoking, and I think it took me at least that many attempted programs over three or more years before exercise became automatic.<br /><br />So, no more head talk about can't. Start where you are.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule Two: Use what you have.</span><br /><br />Just like you are where you are, you only have what you have. Don't waste breath or mental energy on what you don't have. Is your time limited by a full time job? OK, so you cant' train 40 hours a week. No surprise there. But I bet you can roll out 30 minutes early and walk the neighborhood. I bet you can turn off the television and play soccer with your kid. <br /><br />Don't have money for a gym membership? Use the playground. <br /><br />Don't have motivation and discipline? I bet you have shame and laziness. Use those instead. Sleep in your running clothes. Set the alarm. Make a date to meet someone more disciplined than you are. The embarrassment and the shame of not showing on time will get you going. (Watch this space for more later). <br /><br />The point: even things that hold you back can be used as tools if you are creative enough. Use what you have--whatever you have.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rule Three: Do what you can.</span><br /><br />I've already alluded to this in the prior rules. It does not matter how fit or how woeful your current condition is. You have to start with your current abilities and build from there. And there is no profit in being judgmental about what you <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">ought</span> to be able to do. <br /><br />In fact, I might even add to this rule--do LESS than what you can while you're building the habit. Set the coffee maker the night before, go to sleep in your workout clothes, set the alarm 30 minutes early, and walk around the block or the neighborhood with a cup of coffee every morning for the next two weeks. <br /><br />When this becomes a habit, you are ready . . . . to walk faster . . . to run a little . . . to play.<br /><br />(More later).<br /><br />The point is this: going forward, you are not responsible for failing to accomplish the impossible. But the flip side of the coin is that you are very responsible for failing to see and do the possible -- where you are right now, using what you have, and doing what you can.<br /><br />*Arthur Ashegreyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-30514264360296043622009-11-20T08:14:00.004-06:002009-11-20T11:08:35.351-06:00Coach Kris: The Man With The Plan<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://access.coffeyville.edu/ics/uploads/question_mark.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 304px; height: 320px;" src="https://access.coffeyville.edu/ics/uploads/question_mark.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>
<br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Dear Coach Kris:
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<br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;">I have this little race thingy coming up. I'm told there's a 2.4 mile swim, a bike segment of 112 miles, and then a marathon, 26 miles 385 yards. I suppose one should have a plan for such as this.
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<br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;">My first time at this distance my plan was: finish. If you wonder whether you're going to hard, you probably are.
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<br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;">My second time my plan was: don't die in the frigid swim, bike too strong, and then run just fast enough to get a "13" in the finish time.
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<br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;">I am unimpressed with my planning ability.
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<br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;">So, how do I make a plan for this race, and what should it be? One lap swim, the home stretch of which is downhill with the current. Three lap bike. Three lap run. I hear it's hot, flat and windy.
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<br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;">Your most obedient and humble servant,
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<br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;">Greyhound
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<br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;">P.S. Does Tequila make an appropriate recovery beverage?
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<br /></span><title>Re: Ask Coach Kris</title><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Greyhound,
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<br />I hope the 13 in your finisher time was in the hour column not the seconds one. Here is a sure fire Ironman strategy that has work for many athletes of all abilities. It comes in a three stage format.
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<br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial;" ><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Plan A</span> </span></span>
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<br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Swim</span></b><span style="font-size:100%;"> solid, but not too hard. You can’t win the race in the swim, but you sure can tank your race. Stick to steady pace. Current does not matter, everyone has it, so it doesn’t give you a pass to lollygag it on the return.
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<br /><b>Bike</b> CONSERVATIVELY! Every Ironman race I have seen implode has been due to over doing it on the bike. Start off moderate and get settled in. Bike inside a box, don’t let others influence you. This is your race and your day, don’t blow it by chasing some guy who is going to blow up later. Eat and drink according to what you practiced in your training and goal for peeing at least two times. If you have gone too soft on the bike, prove it on the run.
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<br /><b>Run </b>according to your pacing plan you have been practicing. Start off easy and be sure to drink, drink, drink! Monitor your effort and shoot for consistency. If all this goes as planned, you will be set for a great finish.</span>
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<br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Plan B</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://durtbagz.com/images/upload/0000/1744/triathlon_big.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 150px;" src="http://durtbagz.com/images/upload/0000/1744/triathlon_big.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>
<br /><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Something goes wrong, whether it is you lost your salt tablets or blew two flats. Before you leave for your race, think about what can go wrong and plan that it will. Pack your special needs bags as if your life depended on it.</span>
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<br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://triathlon.competitor.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/8/files/kona-photo-gallery-2007/1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 640px; height: 489px;" src="http://triathlon.competitor.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/8/files/kona-photo-gallery-2007/1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>
<br /><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-size:100%;">If your issue becomes more biological, think what has worked for you in the past. A good rule of thumb is when in doubt cut the simple sugars like Gatorade or gels. Drink lots of water, the more the better. If you throw up, don’t force it, back things down and try to reset your inner clock. Don’t try to over eat to make up for what you lost, just keep up with what your doing. On the run Coke can be your best friend or worst enemy. It can give you that added bit of energy you need on the run, but hit it too soon and get ready to ride the sugar roller coaster for 26.2 miles. Broth is great if they have it, but not all races do.
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<br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial;" ><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Plan C</span></span><span style="font-size:12px;"></span></span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Everything is going wrong!
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<br />Wipe the tears and dig deep for what motivated you to get to where you are. Slow down and just walk it out. At the end of the day, only you and a very few tri geeks really give a crap about your time. The fact that you did it plain and simple is the big win. Don’t believe me? Ask any kid if their dad/mom does Ironman and they will brag all day about everything but your PR (they don’t care). Your co-workers think you're crazy, they don’t care, they are just amazed you are alive.
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<br />Plan ahead and your day will go better than planned. Stay calm and don’t panic. You don’t want to look like Norman Stadler in 2005 at Kona, swearing in German and blaming everyone but himself for not doing things the right way.
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<br />Enjoy!
<br />Coach Kris </span></span></span>
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<br />greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-78694810691028979142009-11-18T15:10:00.005-06:002009-11-18T15:37:45.634-06:00But I Hate Exercise!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blog.dancenhance.com/uploaded_images/Mr.Yuck-713258.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 470px; height: 470px;" src="http://blog.dancenhance.com/uploaded_images/Mr.Yuck-713258.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />This is the fourth in a series of posts, primarily intended for folks who are not yet where they want to be in terms of being active and healthy. You can go back and read of </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/you-gotta-have-heart.html">the concrete benefits of exercise</a><span style="font-style: italic;">, encouragement that </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/triathlete-next-door.html">everyone can participate</a><span style="font-style: italic;">, a sermon to the effect that </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/sinners-in-hands-of-angry-coach.html">everyone should be participating</a><span style="font-style: italic;">, and a court room argument </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/greyhound-for-prosecution.html">dispensing with most of the excuses why people do not</a><span style="font-style: italic;">. This, I hope is the first in a series of posts on how to get started and stick with it. </span><br /><br />OK, OK! I hear you. You would exercise but you HATE exercise. Not so, says I. You don't hate exercise, you just suck at it. If you were good at it, you'd enjoy it. Don't you usually enjoy things you're good at? We just need to get you "good" at this.<br /><br />And if exercise is drudgery along the lines of eating your vegetables or taking your cod liver oil, you are seriously doing it wrong. When it is done right, exercise is play--the best part of your day, the one thing you look forward to, the one thing that you refuse to do without and that dictates all the rest of your schedule. <br /><br />Think I'm nuts? Ever heard of the runner's high? All those endorphins and oxytocin and stuff that athletes experience in the wake of a good workout are the same chemicals that course through your body in response to sex and orgasm. <br /><br />(That ought to increase my google search optimization).<br /><br />So what I'm saying is that exercise is as good as sex! Just like it!<br /><br />OK, so that was a lie. <br /><br />Great sex is still way better than exercise. If not, you've taken that whole Ironman compression socks look way to far. You need to find a balance. Make a little friend or text your spouse or something.<br /><br />But I would say that great exercise overlaps mediocre sex. The point is this: when done right, exercise is way more like making love than eating Brussels sprouts. <br /><br />So how do we get you from where you are now, to daily whoopie (i.e., exercise)? Well, Dr. Greyhound, your own personal Dr. of Sweet Lovin' has the prescription. I think there are three parts to this game plan, each of which has lots of ways to approach it. They are:<br /><br />1. Developing The Habit<br />2. Increasing The Challenge<br />and<br />3. Celebrating Successes<br /><br />Watch this space. More to come.greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-80739136258003569082009-11-17T11:25:00.000-06:002009-11-17T11:26:11.449-06:00HTFU GreyhoundEnough of this taper-induced wussification. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w6cCfsMVqXw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w6cCfsMVqXw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Game Faces!!!!greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-43952129920001396012009-11-16T07:49:00.002-06:002009-11-16T13:20:49.922-06:00It's TimeWe interrupt this blog to bring you a very special news bulletin. It is time:<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W8l249bM0FE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W8l249bM0FE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-24698596823381241612009-11-13T07:59:00.004-06:002009-11-13T10:22:40.336-06:00Greyhound For The Prosecution<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/263523%7ERumpole-Of-The-Bailey-Posters.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 425px;" src="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/263523%7ERumpole-Of-The-Bailey-Posters.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">This is the fourth in a series of annoying, kick in the ass posts. At this point in the sermon, the faithful reader has been presented with <a href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/you-gotta-have-heart.html">the undeniable benefits</a> of the active and adventurous life, <a href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/triathlete-next-door.html">been cajoled with the encouragement that everyone can participate</a>, and then confronted with my proposition that <a href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/sinners-in-hands-of-angry-coach.html">everyone, as a moral imperative, should be participating</a>. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Now, anticipating the affirmative defenses and mitigating proofs of readers so accused, Greyhound, esq., rises in rebuttal with closing argument for the Crown. But fear not, gentle reader. There is mercy to be had at the bench and bar, and that will be the next post. Read on!</span><br /><br />My Lords and may it please the court, Greyhound, esquire, for the Crown.<br /><br />My right honorable friend hath propounded to the Court many and illustrious proofs wherein he claims the Defendant ought to escape the consequence of the charge wherein he stands accused, to wit, that he did knowingly and and voluntarily choose, both by neglect and by willing sabotage, to despoil the fleshly vessel given him. But, the Bard hath said, and methinks 'tis true here, that "oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by such excuse."*<br /><br />We, here gathered, have heard it said, "I don't have time to exercise." No time? Are we to be given to understand that the Defendant has time to be dead--that is to die five years hence of his self-induced corpulence and be prematurely committed to the earth 20 years before his time? Defendant would trade 20 years of life for five hours each week of exercise and the consumption of some greenery?<br /><br />Nay, my Lords. Defendant most certainly does have the time for exercise. He simply chooses not to do as he ought. Why his very wife and children took the stand as hostile witnesses for the Crown and most reluctantly admitted that the Defendant doth spend two or three hours each evening of the week on his most prodigious hindquarters consuming televised entertainment. Moreover, he does this so far into the night, whilst consuming such alarming quantities of delicacies not even seen on the King's table, that he is quite unable to rise in the morning. Why the common tradesman or laborer, with none of the Defendant's advantages, is most commonly about with the tools and accoutrements of his trade long before the Defendant so much as stirs an eyelid.<br /><br />Indeed, my Lords, we have before us a cloud of witnesses, those objectively having<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> much less</span> time than the Defendant, who nevertheless complete extraordinary feats of daring do -- marathons, century rides, triathlons, ultra-marathon trail runs -- all whilst conducting demanding professions, raising children and contributing to the communities in which they find themselves. The law does not demand this of the Defendant, but only regular activity and perhaps the odd fun run. Yet, he refuses.<br /><br />Time, my Lords? No. That is not the issue. <span class="body">"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.</span>"** This Defendant has simply made the choice to expend time in neglect and hostility to his own flesh--the very crime wherein he stands accused.<br /><br />But then we hear, "Have pity on me, my Lords, for I am unable to comply with the law in that my mortal frame will not bear it." The Defendant then proceeds to complain of bad knees, or a bad back, or various and sundry injuries.<br /><br />Injury? My Lords, the Defendant's plea is silenced in shame, or should be if ever he had any shame. The injuries of which he complains are not excuse for his crime of neglect. Nay, they are the very product and evidence of that crime. Had he been about his business many of those injuries would not exist. Moreover, we see before us the tales of Team Hoyt, Sarah Rheinertsen, Rudy Garcia-Tolson and any number of <a href="http://www.challengedathletes.org/">challenged athlete</a><a href="http://www.challengedathletes.org/">s </a>who, though they be missing limbs or the ability to make them move, are nevertheless in the arena, braced for the fight.<br /><br />And I need not remind this Court that the Defendant does not stand accused of failing to be Michael Phelps. The charge is only that the Defendant failed to use what he had. In that he stands guilty.<br /><br />Finally, my Lords, the Defendant doth protest, "but I don't like exercise. I don't like to run." Are we then to understand that the law may be avoided by those who find its duties distasteful? Surely not. And who among us has ever known a child who did not like to play tag on the playground at recess? Nay, my Lords. Properly understood, the Defendant's plea is just as nonsensical. In protesting that exercise is dreary, the Defendant would have us believe that play and recreation are toil. May it never be so.<br /><br />Which, my Lords, brings me to the matter of sentence for these crimes, here proved and not avoided. Defendant should be sentenced to a lifetime of vigorous activity, without opportunity for parole. And it would the recommendation of the Crown that such sentence be carried out under the direction of the Warden, Trigreyhound, who has been known to say, "Training is recess. Go play."<br /><br />Which will be the subject of my next post . . . .<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*William Shakespear, <span style="font-style: italic;">King John</span>, Act IV, Sc. ii (1594-96).<br />**C.S. Lewisgreyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-2090202851431782622009-11-12T09:21:00.000-06:002009-11-12T09:22:07.517-06:00Sinners in the Hands of an Angry CoachWith apologies to Johnathan Edwards.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://jimvining.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/angry-preacher.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 312px;" src="http://jimvining.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/angry-preacher.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">This is the third in a series of posts. The first is</span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/you-gotta-have-heart.html"> here</a><span style="font-style: italic;">. The second is </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/triathlete-next-door.html">here</a><span style="font-style: italic;">. But this is the part of the show where you probably start not to like me so much--if you like me at all. Even some of you in the choir (those already engaging in an active lifestyle) will probably think I am taking this a little far. But having grown up Southern Baptist, I know no other way. I'm about to serve up some o' that "come to Jesus" luciousness. If you can hang in there, I'll issue an alter call and will help you down the aisle.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />But if that is not your particular brand of vodka, there's a little red "x" in the upper right hand corner. Use it. You have been warned. </span><br /><br />In the last two posts, I tried to lay out an inspiring case that "anyone can do this," that is, anyone can create their own healthier outcomes and participate in a vigorous sport. Now, I'm switching gears. Anyone and everyone <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">can</span> do this, but more, anyone and everyone <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">should be doing this.</span> And there is a moral component if you are not.<br /><br />Now, bear in mind, I'm not talking to everyone. There are people who cannot participate in an active lifestyle and who suffer from debilitating chronic diseases that cripple and kill due solely to genetic factors. I'm just talking to the 99.99% of people who were born with two arms, two legs and sufficient ambulatory gifts to move themselves across the face of the planet.<br /><br />So, yeah, brothers and sisters. I'm probably talking to you. And I'm talking about moral and ethical duties.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://repairstemcell.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/7_deadly_sins_new.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 311px; height: 344px;" src="http://repairstemcell.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/7_deadly_sins_new.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />If you are Roman Catholic, I would point out that gluttony and sloth are both included in the list of seven deadly sins. In fact, between these two, you've got almost 29% of the list covered.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.access-jesus.com/images/parable-of-talents.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 260px;" src="http://www.access-jesus.com/images/parable-of-talents.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />If you grew up in Baptist Sunday School like me, I'd roll out the parable of the talents and liken thee unto the man who received one talent and who, instead of investing that talent on his master's behalf, buried it in the ground. "Thou slothful and wicked servant . . . cast him into outer darkness where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth."<br /><br />Wow, that was cheery, huh?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.danzigplace.com/davis_fam/Blog/Entries/2008/9/23_rave_run_files/shapeimage_1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 559px; height: 405px;" src="http://www.danzigplace.com/davis_fam/Blog/Entries/2008/9/23_rave_run_files/shapeimage_1.png" alt="" border="0" /></a>If you believe in any kind of supreme being at all, I would simply ask how one can squander and dishonor the temple of a perfectly adequate body, especially when many don't have those blessings. How can we not live lives of thanksgiving in motion?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBP2C9Si3to4MAERb5RcvF4mF68oz1pOCn_s5VFGo2AohWnNp7McuAtQVi7xw2EBRDMVKHXgxBcARFU-GLikT_V1E013p9ovKJxD2K0ixNIJ_C_7bsQt_mms_8XP9adeOBlIVk/s320/running+hunters.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 168px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBP2C9Si3to4MAERb5RcvF4mF68oz1pOCn_s5VFGo2AohWnNp7McuAtQVi7xw2EBRDMVKHXgxBcARFU-GLikT_V1E013p9ovKJxD2K0ixNIJ_C_7bsQt_mms_8XP9adeOBlIVk/s320/running+hunters.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />If you are a complete atheist, I would point out that you are a marvel of millions of years of evolution. Your very body was evolved to run. You are the hairless mammal of the steppes who is adapted to dissipate heat through sweat rather than respiration like the mammals you hunt. You are evolved to run four and five hours with your tribe at a time at a 10 minute pace until the antelope or deer drops of heat exhaustion and the protein and calories from its meat feed the ginourmous brain that sets you apart from Australopithecus. You, my friend, were born to run.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blog.pelotonics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/cave-man.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 241px;" src="http://blog.pelotonics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/cave-man.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />It's so easy, even a cave man can do it. Why are you sitting on your ass?<br /><br />"OK, preacher," I can hear you saying, "Now you've left off preaching and gone to meddling. You ain't better 'n me just because you exercise, and if I don't wanna, that's my business."<br /><br />True, friend, it is your business--<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">if</span> you alone suffered the consequences. But now I'm going to get really personal (as if I had not already). I want to talk about the people who count on you.<br /><br />If you are putting yourself slowly to death with your plate and your inactivity, are not just an island nation having no effect on anyone else. The message you are sending by your choices to those who count on you is that they are less important to you than your cheeseburger or your reality TV.<br /><br />You'd rather have Cheesie Poofs and put your feet up while watching electronic sedatives every evening than walk down the aisle at a future wedding.<br /><br />You'd rather sleep an extra hour than grow old with a spouse.<br /><br />You prefer fried Twinkies to playing with grandchildren.<br /><br />And, prepare yourself, all you sedentary conservatives, for I am about to drop the conservative equivalent of the nuclear weapon ----------<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.jacksonfreepress.com/v3/images/uploads/TeaParty2_large.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 1000px; height: 789px;" src="http://www.jacksonfreepress.com/v3/images/uploads/TeaParty2_large.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />No matter what your words say, your actions say that you expect and demand your offspring or your government to take care of you as if you were a helpless and incapacitated ward of the state rather than exercise personal responsibility by being a grown up and taking care of yourself.<br /><br />**Gulp**<br /><br />Gone too far have I?<br /><br />Do we not think some of the same things about people who harm and prematurely abandon their families through abuse of drugs, alcohol and tobacco?<br /><br />How is abuse of food and leisure any different?<br /><br />So, I've probably pissed you off or touched a nerve or at least prompted a moment of thought. I hope so.<br /><br />If you're human, you are looking for a way out, a way to mitigate or avoid altogether the moral charge I've leveled.<br /><br />Well, watch this space because there's more on that later.<br /><br />In the mean time, can I get an "AMEN" from the choir.greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-6211617362913341932009-11-07T09:56:00.005-06:002009-11-07T11:02:19.933-06:00The Triathlete Next Door<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1014/1381096329_0d6926c800.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 270px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1014/1381096329_0d6926c800.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">This is the second in a series beginning with <a href="http://trigreyhound.blogspot.com/2009/11/you-gotta-have-heart.html">my last post</a> in which I wrote concerning the blessings of my own good health and made the claim that anyone could find themselves in the same place.</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div style="text-align: left;">At the end of this post, I'm going to tell you a dirty little secret about Ironman. But let's start at the beginning. The starting place is that it takes a very special kind of person to be a triathlete--or does it?<br /><br />Look around you carefully, and I bet you can start to pick out the triathletes from amongst your neighbors. We have things in common, we triathletes.<br /><br />If you see him in your neighborhood, he's probably a middle aged guy like me having a temper tantrum with Father Time and wanting to feel like he's immortal and forever young and vigorous.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1016/1366567702_59c00262f3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1016/1366567702_59c00262f3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Or maybe not. He could just as easily be a she--a brave, confident and headstrong girl (i.e., woman) in her late 20s who has been stewed in post-Title IX sports participation and told by her parents that she can do and be anything she wants. And when she's at her best, she believes them.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFqELRGDrYv2qEFQmtSGdX5xSTWIOqDrKPEW4FsD19xpVmVcLx4maZtx3I5dl8njLHZM4HAgNjAUZatxDM8sHKtkpfpuv1sfwdQTMNyqPm73RRkLWRv-Y3RqxadWx5S6aXbwhA/s400/CIMG1211.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFqELRGDrYv2qEFQmtSGdX5xSTWIOqDrKPEW4FsD19xpVmVcLx4maZtx3I5dl8njLHZM4HAgNjAUZatxDM8sHKtkpfpuv1sfwdQTMNyqPm73RRkLWRv-Y3RqxadWx5S6aXbwhA/s400/CIMG1211.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Or maybe she's over 50 and started road racing back before marathons had 30,000 participants, and she runs fast because that's the way it was done back in the day. Or she might even be a nun who is 75+.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://dufferinpark.ca/aboutus/wiki/uploads/SpeakersSeries/SisterMadonnaBuder.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 414px;" src="http://dufferinpark.ca/aboutus/wiki/uploads/SpeakersSeries/SisterMadonnaBuder.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Or the former governor of South Dakota.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.southdakotamagazine.com/word/wp-content/1039018792.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 130px; height: 109px;" src="http://www.southdakotamagazine.com/word/wp-content/1039018792.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />But he probably has 2 or 3 $10,000 custom bike in the garage with power meters and carbon everything that he rides every weekend out in the Hill Country or on Peak to Peak Highway.<br /><br />Or maybe not. He/she could just as easily be on a road bike with clip on handlebars in a group ride on weekends and spin classes during the week.<br /><br />He/she might even be doing brick workouts by riding loops around and through the neighborhood to avoid drive times to the country that would take more time away from family.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEal_DEX1UaAqGXHrkc_ln24lfhVpHsLX3KSiaI_Vl9MkLfc5VF2IXXfHotRKmGodaOgHPcti2YNiZsuevlU270y_F6s9Xd-ir6NXFt-TV_lDaMsF_Kd11ssjbszKeGjuNHa4tjA/s400/PA310607.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEal_DEX1UaAqGXHrkc_ln24lfhVpHsLX3KSiaI_Vl9MkLfc5VF2IXXfHotRKmGodaOgHPcti2YNiZsuevlU270y_F6s9Xd-ir6NXFt-TV_lDaMsF_Kd11ssjbszKeGjuNHa4tjA/s400/PA310607.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />But certainly he's shaved down and wicked fast and vainly gazes at his perfect body in the mirror while eating his organic free range everything and downing supplements.<br /><br />Or maybe not. He/she could just as easily be fond of the occasional pizza and beer and hasn't touched anything other than a multivitamin. The significant other seems pleased with the appearance, and that is counted as good enough.<br /><br />His/her body might not be perfect at all. She might have one leg.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://justdoitanyway.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/sarah_reinertsen1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 453px; height: 450px;" src="http://justdoitanyway.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/sarah_reinertsen1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Or he might have no legs.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.jacksfundraising.com/Images/Rudy-Jake-Flex.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 192px; height: 288px;" src="http://www.jacksfundraising.com/Images/Rudy-Jake-Flex.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Or he might be blind and unable to gaze into a mirror at all, let alone race without a sighted companion.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.santarosaislandtriathlon.com/wp-content/uploads//2009/09/september-192-400.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.santarosaislandtriathlon.com/wp-content/uploads//2009/09/september-192-400.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />But you can count on this type of person to be independently wealthy or voluntarily poverty stricken in order to train 30 hours a week at the expense of family, friends and relationships of all kinds.<br /><br />Or maybe not. He/she could just as easily be an early riser or figures out some other way to train when it is hard and inconvenient so that family life goes on.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1026/1372544910_f7e377b341.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 477px; height: 358px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1026/1372544910_f7e377b341.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />So, yeah. These triathletes all have something in common. They have lots of time to train, or are very busy. They have perfect bodies or are (to borrow an pejorative term) "crippled." They diet strictly or not really at all. They are consumed by the sport or do it as a hobby. They are fast slow and middle of the pack. They have lots of money and flash equipment, or just an entry level bike and borrowed wetsuit.<br /><br />And yet they are the same in one crucial respect. They have made a choice.<br /><br />Whatever barriers to participation exist, and all of them have barriers, they have made a choice to push through. They choose to do and choose to be.<br /><br />And the dirty little secret of Ironman? Anyone can do it. That's good news.<br /><br />Or is it? Watch this space for more later.<br /><br /></div></div>greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-32273841106151859202009-11-06T07:05:00.003-06:002009-11-06T07:45:55.388-06:00You Gotta Have Heart<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/dci/images/heart_coronary_artery.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 331px;" src="http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/dci/images/heart_coronary_artery.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Only a few of you that I know personally have been aware that this fall I have been a little worried about my health. At the Austin Triathlon I experienced some pressure in my chest and higher than normal heart rates. <br /><br />All I could think of was <a href="http://www.rememberstevelarsen.com/">Steve Larsen</a>, an elite former pro that died of a heart attack during an interval session on the track. Am I having a heart attack? Is this just indigestion?<br /><br />Of course it was hot as balls and I'd had a wee bit of stimulants that morning.<br /><br />Then in the Houston heat, I was doing an evening run and I felt a blip in my torso followed by a jump of my heart rate from 130 to 180+ with no change in my effort or pace. Again, all I could think of was <a href="http://www.rememberstevelarsen.com/">Steve Larsen</a>. <br /><br />Of course, the job had been stressful that day, and I'd had a little bit more than my normal level of caffeine.<br /><br />Then, as the training volume maxed out, I felt pressure in my chest and fatigue when I tried to get going in the morning or rose from my chair to go up the stairs. And all I could think of was <a href="http://www.rememberstevelarsen.com/">Steve Larsen</a>. <br /><br />Rather than be the typical man and avoid going to the doctor -- especially in the run up to <a href="http://www.ironmancozumel.com/">Ironman Cozumel</a> -- I decided that it was a little bit stupid to risk sudden cardiac death in pursuit of a hobby. Ironman, for all the grandiloquence and purple prose expended in its praise, some of it here, is (at the end of the day) just a hobby. Call it extreme stamp collecting or model railroading on steroids. <br /><br />So, I went to the doctor and went my way through the American Health Care System in search of an answer.<br /><br />There was the Primary Care Physician visit with normal heart rate, normal blood pressure and normal resting EKG. Check. OK, but that did not really test my heart at stress, even though I was experiencing that icky feeling in my chest.<br /><br />Then there was the referral to get a Holter Monitor to wear for 24 hours and while exercising. Check.<br /><br />Then there was the referral to have blood drawn for lab work. Check.<br /><br />Then there was the referral to (and selecting a) cardiologist to poke me and Check.<br /><br />Then Dr. Cardiology though he might hear a heart murmur through his stethoscope; so, there was the cardiology referral to get an echo cariogram (essentially an ultrasound of the heart instead of a uterus, which would be an interesting search in my case). <br /><br />Check. <br /><br />And at the end of the day all the tests were normal. Indeed, they were way better than normal. I just needed to mix in some decaff and some tums. <br /><br />**whew**<br /><br />Four years of triathlon and three years of Ironman have made me healthy beyond my wildest dreams.<br /><br />I am 43 years old and take no medications -- save for some acid reflux. No blood pressure medication. No cholesterol medication. No Viagra (**wink**). No diabetes medication. Not bad for a 50+ hour per week lawyer at an AmLaw200 firm.<br /><br />At 43, I have no injuries or knee problems or back problems in spite of (or because of) hours and hours of training and physical training every week.<br /><br />At 43, my resting heart rate is 51 beats per minute.<br /><br />At 43, my total cholesterol is 169, "good" cholesterol of 71. Most people have to take drugs or pursue Veganism to get numbers like that. <br /><br />At 43, my weight is 139 pounds and my body mass index is 23.1 -- while 2/3 of my fellow citizens are overweight or obese. <br /><br />I am healthy and blessed beyond my wildest expectations. But here's the dirty little secret: t<br /><br />There is nothing special about me. <br /><br />If you are a person of normal health, even normal "bad" health for a person of your age, this could be you. Over time, within limits, slow and steady, this could be you. <br /><br />This is good news. Or is it? Watch this space. More later.greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-85278782368266799262009-11-05T06:12:00.004-06:002009-11-05T06:29:51.659-06:00LonghornTriathlon in 8000 Words (8 Pictures)<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2801/4057791397_1cb5d05fe7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2801/4057791397_1cb5d05fe7.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Beautiful morning.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2479/4057791407_885b8ce997.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2479/4057791407_885b8ce997.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Before the gun<br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2462/4057791415_b60df1b256.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2462/4057791415_b60df1b256.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />That's not so scary, is it?<br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2559/4057803777_3d5c3a2aa8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 333px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2559/4057803777_3d5c3a2aa8.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Love how this makes me look like I'm first out of the water. Not so much.<br />Note the studly<a href="http://scsmultisport.com/"> SCS Multisport</a> gear.<br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2475/4057791417_13d54f4ce7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 331px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2475/4057791417_13d54f4ce7.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Early in the bike. Note how the shorter crank size that <a href="http://shamacycles.blogspot.com/">Phil</a> put on there means my knees don't have to come way up into my chest. Allows a lower and yet more comfortable bike position.<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2421/4057791403_815af48e4b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 333px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2421/4057791403_815af48e4b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Better position. Thanks <a href="http://shamacycles.blogspot.com/">Phil. </a><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2647/4057791393_47a6a242aa.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 333px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2647/4057791393_47a6a242aa.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2596/4057803769_c023476531.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 333px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2596/4057803769_c023476531.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Finish Time: 6:04:09<br />Again with the <a href="http://scsmultisport.com/">SCS Multisport Stud In Training Gear.</a><br /></div>greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-45529355302317705262009-11-03T08:20:00.003-06:002009-11-03T08:57:01.292-06:00Greyhound's California Adventure<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.riversidecollectibles.com/images/Thumbs/248_4847.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 405px; height: 530px;" src="http://www.riversidecollectibles.com/images/Thumbs/248_4847.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Hey, peeps! I know from the website info that I have at least a few readers in Southern California from time to time. Well, I'm coming your way the latter part of this week. <br /><br />And there was much rejoicing. <br /><br />I know that's not exactly "stop the presses" material, especially since the LA Times is hardly in the "press" business any more, but I will be doing some training whilst in the area, balanced around full days of law nerd conferencing and business getting. <br /><br />I am staying in <a href="http://www1.hilton.com/en_US/hi/hotel/SANTPHH-Hilton-La-Jolla-Torrey-Pines-California/index.do">La Jolla</a> and thinking of bringing my wetsuit in the event that some folks with local knowledge might show me a safe place for an open water group swim. <br /><br />I hear there's a relatively big body of open water immediately west of my hotel. I'm all over the local intelligence that way. <br /><br />So, if there are any geeky tri-blogger types out there, maybe someone affiliated with the <a href="http://www.triclubsandiego.org/">San Diego Triathlon Club</a>, who could get me in on a group run or group open water swim or the slow lane of a masters work out, leave me a comment or e-mail me at trigreyhound at yahoo dot com. <br /><br />On the other hand, I hear<a href="http://www.chrismccormack.com/"> Macca</a> is in Southern California right now, and we're totally tight Facebook friends, so maybe I'll "poke" him as well. Surely he's lost so much fitness in three weeks that I can hang with him, right?greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-78922026014418404702009-10-30T08:00:00.005-05:002009-10-30T09:50:41.813-05:00Running With Myself<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmnEQhCeVVmwMNPbuojLA0X6bWOGi4ejVF1SIt_dV4j5PZgiu3eOCfnZclmzcHO47dnHsmzbg5VAG8lixZCSblw4MidZzaZU2pzCSuITfcV4clJBmMSUS4Z7GPl-duJI1Y1gK1jg/s1600-h/45831-520-020f.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmnEQhCeVVmwMNPbuojLA0X6bWOGi4ejVF1SIt_dV4j5PZgiu3eOCfnZclmzcHO47dnHsmzbg5VAG8lixZCSblw4MidZzaZU2pzCSuITfcV4clJBmMSUS4Z7GPl-duJI1Y1gK1jg/s320/45831-520-020f.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398404949610455330" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Finish time: 6:04:09</span><br /></div><br />This is where it started, you know. It started with running.<br /><br />It started those years ago now, alone and early in the sweaty Houston mornings, when two sticky miles around the sleeping neighborhood at 11 minute pace was "cardio." That was when it was hard. Really slow, really alone, and really hard.<br /><br />It started with the achy knees and the shin splints and the 800 calorie breakfast after the 400 calorie jog. Quitting running, starting again, getting injured, starting again, running well, running poorly, weighing 169 pounds.<br /><br />Doesn't it always start that way? Faltering efforts on one's own, pain and foolishness. Pain and failure, glimpses of success, endorphins and thrill followed by the loneliness of the long distance runner when you wonder why you're the only one out in the cold rain on a Sunday morning. Even through the windshields, you see the looks of drivers on a morning like that. They think you're a fool.<br /><br />Even as children, we scarcely learn to walk before we are walking fast and bobbling then running--usually away from the worried grownups who try and fail (as they must) to prevent us from running into things, falling and starting again.<br /><br />I suppose it would seem like foolishness for a two-year-old to run from safety to skinned up knees. But, after all, that's how growth happens--for two-year-olds and for forty three-year-olds. Foolish and necessary all at the same time.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">"<span style="font-style: italic;">I pray--for fashion's word is out </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">And prayer comes round again--</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">That I may seem, though I die old, </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">A foolish, passionate man</span>."*<br /></div><br />Off the bike this fool jumped in T2, and despite some lollygagging and habitual complaining, it felt good to get out into the sun and onto the run. My legs were not overtired and I was not overworried about completing the day's training task. I was blissfully ignorant about the features of the three loop course save the downhill and up between the arena where T2 and the finish were located to the lake park where the turnaround was. So, I practiced Ironman pace and decided to run past the first aid stations until a mile or two was under my belt.<br /><br />Whisk-whisk-whisk-whisk. Light and easy were the quick steps that began to chew up little bites of feet and yards and miles. 138 pounds now--31 pounds down from a younger and slower self. The hills just meant smaller steps and slower pace but also the fun of gliding down the other side. The sun came and went behind sticky, humid clouds, but the warmth did not drain my energy. Steady on, and on with ease, one small landmark at a time, breeze sometimes but not at others.<br /><br />There were lots of people on the run course, and the out and back nature of the route meant you would see them over and over. And there were lots of bands and music and entertainment and hooplah. Honestly, though, I was quiet inside, almost like I was out for one of those runs in the dark. I was out for a run by myself. Whisk-whisk-whisk-whisk. Smooth and steady--an occasional walk through an aid station and once to handle a side stitch on a hill that will not exist in Cozumel.<br /><br />And then it was three laps done. Whisk-whisk-whisk-whisk. Two hours and a fraction and the knowledge that I could have gone much further still without going to the well. Thirteen minutes faster than my previous best when I tried hard and worried. 13 minutes faster as a passionate, and relaxed, fool.<br /><br />I don't guess it matters how many Iron Distance races one has done. I always wonder at points in the year, "Who was that guy? Because there is no way it could have been me. I'm never going to do this."<br /><br />But then at different points I know--at that point I knew--anything is possible for "a foolish, passionate man."* Cozumel awaits.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">*William Butler Yeats, </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);font-family:times new roman;" >A Full Moon In March</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"> (1935). </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">A Prayer for Old Age</span><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">, st. 3. </span>greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-30695243518739035752009-10-29T07:56:00.005-05:002009-10-29T08:25:58.274-05:00Biking With Yoda<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00796/yoda460_796746c.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 460px; height: 288px;" src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00796/yoda460_796746c.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>That spectator<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"> did not</span> just call me "Tiny."<br /><br />Yep. He did.<br /><br />He called me "Tiny."<br /><br />Judge me by my size do you? Mmmmm? <br /><br />And well you should not. In cycling size matters not. For my ally is The Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are, not this crude matter. You must feel The Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Even between the land and the bike.<br /><br />Better to be small it is, but large in the ways of The Force. <br /><br />Fifty Six miles to the transition it is. Plan we must! Mmmm? Yes!<br /><br />Big cyclists you are, and hammering the hills out of T1. Great warrior, hmmmm? Wars not one great. <br /><br />Grave danger you are in. Impatient you are. Impatient I am not. Strong in the ways of the force am I. If the heart rate low and steady you keep, then strong at the end will you be. But you? Grave danger you are in.<br /><br />Spinning up the hills I was, and low within the wind my shape I made. Fewer than 135 heart beats to the minute did I make. The Force was with me. 1 hour did pass and more than a third of the course had I run. To the end in less than three will I make? Always in motion, the future is. <br /><br />Ah, hour two. Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you. But fear you? I do not! Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. <br /><br />But my ally is The Force. Even smaller do I become and invisible to the wind am I. This is not the cyclist you are looking for. Move along. Slower I must go, but still there is no weakness. No impatience. Use the Force I must. Because . . .<br /><br />Now the third hour is. A few minutes behind am I. And yet, no impatience. Three hours can I make? Do or do not. There is no try.<br /><br />So through the wind I must ride until we turn for home and then flow with The Force at my back I will. 22, 24, 28 and 30 mph riding on the Force. <br /><br />And three hours I did make, faster than my own efforts have yet permitted. Faster still could I have gone. And now run I will.<br /><br />And when 43 years old you are, look as good, you will not. <br /><span class="sqq"></span>greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-72917326750873055692009-10-27T09:44:00.001-05:002009-10-27T09:44:49.264-05:00Swimming with Ernest<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ultraorange.net/media/2007/12/photo-yousef-karsh-ernest-hemingway-19571.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 518px;" src="http://ultraorange.net/media/2007/12/photo-yousef-karsh-ernest-hemingway-19571.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>In the early fall of this year we traveled to a city in the hills next to a lake that looked across the farmland towards the plains. In the lake were water plants, long and soft, dark in the morning light, and the water was grey and dark, still in the October morning.<br /><br />Crowds went by and down the road to the water. And the noise around them did not stir them, each man alone with each other together. And it was a fine thing looking out over the water by one's self in that crowd.<br /><br />The day had been cool before the sun, and we gathered by groups. Men in groups. Women in groups. Groups by age, the largest by far being men between 35 and 45. All these men with half a life behind and maybe less than half before, and lots of money between them; yet, all preparing to plunge in the lake and swim away from shore.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;" class="body">Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span> To all these men, it seemed a noble thing to swim that morning. We don't kill our food to survive any more. We don't run with the tribe until the antelope falls from exhaustion. We of the suburbs do not even hunt for fun. We don't shoot big game anymore. We don't battle game fish.<br /><br />Even war is not the same. My enemy and I will never see each other's eyes. I from my country will try to kill him from afar on a screen. Only when pressed will we send our youth to be boots on the ground while leader and leading class dine in safety. He from his will prefer to kill everyone <span style="font-weight: bold;">except</span> my soldiers--relief workers, journalists, secretaries in office buildings. He will immolate himself (or persuade his weak contemporary to do so) because believes this will hurt me above all else. Acting as we do, are we, then, men at all? Where the "<span style="font-style: italic;">grace under pressure</span>?" <span style="font-style: italic;">In modern war . . . you will die like a dog for no good reason. </span><br /><br />But we are men. We were not made for lives of safety and comfort and electrons entertaining us with the struggle of others on a Sunday afternoon. We were not made to be fearful or still. Our excess makes us that way--excess money carried in our garages and homes, excess food carried around our bellies, excess status carried between our ears. <span style="font-style: italic;" class="body">Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth.</span> We were made for struggle, and ambition, for striving, for the fight, for the arena. If life does not provide it, we will create it for ourselves.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;" class="body">Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. </span>Reaching the middle of our years, we start to fear the arena is past. Then we search for <span style="font-style: italic;">grace under pressure</span> and we'll reach almost anywhere looking to see it in ourselves. <span class="body">We try to be the heroes in our own narrative, for </span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="body">as you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary.</span><span class="body"><br /><br />And it was so necessary that we stood with hundreds of our fellows, long before our sleeping, half-living friends stirred in bed. The dark was still upon us as we formed our ranks and our battalions. Commands rang out from the loudspeakers. The flag was saluted, the anthems sung. The dawn began and clouds took up the colors of from gray to pale purple to peach and then to gold. The hills looked out over the mirror lake and file upon file of hills beyond it. Group by group we took our place and came to the water, following the order to swim.<br /><br />And once more we took to the struggle in the water, hundreds of men with perhaps less than half their lives before them. </span><span class="body">I moved forward in the surge while the man on the speakers shouted at us. The water was dark, soft and warm to the touch, and the air around our heads fresh and cool. Plants in the water brushed and grabbed my legs and the mud sucked me ankle deep.<br /><br />I swam out hard and strong, head up at first and then pushing my face into the lake. At first, the air and water were good, smooth, and full. I breathed and blew and all was well. I swam with the group of men until I ran into one, tried to swim around, clocked another, and drank the brown, silty water. About 200 meters in, my shoulder ached from the unaccustomed wetsuit and I was just sick of the whole thing.<br /><br />I choked, looked up and tried to keep myself on course. The far corner of the course seemed no closer, and I took a couple of breast strokes, as if there was something to be done other than swimming on. I don't enjoy swimming, and I am always looking to abbreviate the experience. But stopping would feel good temporarily. It does not solve the problem. Cycling is only allowed if you complete the swim. The more you half-ass it an complain to yourself, the longer it will take.<br /><br />So, I looked for some way to swim that would account for the stress on my shoulders. I kept my head down for longer in order to make progress, and swam some off course. Lifting my head more often, I stayed on course, but swam slower. There is nothing heroic about a man swimming, except the finishing of the thing itself. So, nothing to do but keep going. Hercules or not, the manure in the Aegean stables still needs shoveling.<br /><br />And shovel I did. Made the first turn far too slowly but glided around and swam for turn two. By now, faster swimmers from the wave behind had caught us up and I gave up more time trying to move outside to let them through. Again, trying to make distance between citing and a gimp shoulder made me swim like a drunken sailor. Correcting course, I finally made turn three.<br /><br />More shoveling.<br /><br />The waves at this race had some "slower" waves ahead and some "faster" waves behind, with a good alternation between male and female waves. By some freak of physics or combination of bell curves, I swam into a gathering of faster and slower swimmers all arriving around turn two at the same time, like bigger and smaller pieces of flotsam caught in an eddy. Again, I felt in the way, but could see the final buoys and the swim exit some 500 meters off. I pushed my face again into the lake, pulled hard, glided when I could, cited often, and tried to make this last bit count.<br /><br />As the end came closer, it also came faster. No watch was on my wrist nor was one seen by me. I am what I am in the water. And I am not what I cannot be. Though always tempted to quit, finisher I will ever be, and finisher I was. Because <span style="font-style: italic;">man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.</span></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;" class="body"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">**</span></span><span class="body"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">I don't know what kind of literary dweeb thinks of Hemingway while waiting for a swim to start, but I did. So, I tried to write it down.**</span><br /></span>greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-62742665997032002362009-10-26T07:55:00.003-05:002009-10-26T08:11:11.698-05:00PR, Bitches!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1369/1366602636_e6eb486cf4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1369/1366602636_e6eb486cf4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Full race report to come, but I dropped 13 minutes from my half-iron PR.<br /><br />And this course was WAY harder and hillier than my PR course or the flat, Ironman Cozumel course.<br /><br />And my PR was set when I was 40. I am now 43.<br /><br />And with the exception of about 8 miles at the end of the bike where I pushed a little harder, I was keeping Ironman heart rates all the way through.<br /><br />Current Ironman pace at 43 years of age on a hard course = 13 minutes faster than old half-iron PR at 40 years of age.<br /><br />**blink**<br /><br /><a href="http://scsmultisport.com/">Coach Kris</a> is a freakin' genius, riding with <a href="http://tntcoachliz.blogspot.com/">Coach Liz</a> will make you fast, and <a href="http://shamacycles.blogspot.com/">Phil Shama</a> will pimp your ride like no other.<br /><br />I think I am seeing the light of possible at the end of this training tunnel.greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-81394397224103147622009-10-23T10:15:00.007-05:002009-10-23T14:10:35.024-05:00Ask Coach Kris: Conehead or Not?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/2212/coneheads23mz.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 360px;" src="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/2212/coneheads23mz.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>
<br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Dear <a href="http://scsmultisport.com/">Coach Kris:</a>
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<br />I noticed that at the Ironman World Championships this year, few if any of the top pros wore aero helmets. The speculation was that this was due to the heat at Kona and the better ventilation available by way of a normal cycling helmet.
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<br />Of course, it's hot at Cozumel where I'll be racing too, and aero helmets (like race wheels etc.) provide a bigger advantage to faster racers--<span style="font-style: italic;">i.e</span>., not me. On the other hand, seaside wind could mean that I face a constant head wind at some point on which would make an aero helmet even more efficient.
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<br /></span><span style="font-family:Arial;">So, the question: should an age grouper who will be racing Iron distance well under 20 mph in hot conditions wear an aero helmet or go for the increased cooling properties of the ordinary cycling helmet?
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<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" >Greyhound:</span>
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<br /></span></span><title>Re: Ask Coach Kris</title><span style=";font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" >Good question. This is going to come down to personal preference. I can not speak for the pros in Kona, but would guess they had made their choices based on hard proven results from training. You may have noticed <a href="http://www.chrissiewellington.org/">Chrissie</a> wore a traditional helmet on the bike and no hat on the run. This would have me guess she has some heat issues she manages in her own way.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" >For you Greyhound, I would recommend choosing a newer aero helmet with plenty of ventilation. Some, like the Lazer, even have ports to dump water on your head. If you can tolerate these, you should wear one. The aerodynamic performance advantages of an aero helmet at an Ironman distance has been proven in wind tunnels across the world. I have personally been a part of wind tunnel experiments at the Wright Brothers Wind Tunnel at MIT in Boston, MA and have seen just what they can do.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" >I hope this helps shed some light on your head wear choice delema. Keep trying things out and go with what works for YOU! </span>
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" >Cheers,</span>
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<br /><a href="http://scsmultisport.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" >Kris Swarthout</span></a>
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<br /><a href="http://scsmultisport.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" >Co-Owner SCS Multisport LLC</span></a>
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<br />greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-61626251718138043052009-10-21T08:08:00.002-05:002009-10-21T11:52:01.148-05:00Size Does Matter<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.jazz.com/assets/2009/1/7/TVad-Enzyte-SmilingBob.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.jazz.com/assets/2009/1/7/TVad-Enzyte-SmilingBob.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />I've often wondered: is bigger necessarily better?<br /><br />If you were to believe half the things you see or hear in the media--legitimate media or the questionable forms that appear in 24 hour stores and Supreme Court cases--you'd think that size was the <span style="font-style: italic;">sine qua non</span> of satisfaction. Indeed, the whole world economy has been in a downward spiral due to the bigger is better, people borrowing (and banks lending) money at too much risk in order to get that McMansion or house they can't afford.<br /><br />And when was the last time a woman swooned over the little guy--and Tom Cruise doesn't count because he stands on a box. And I would further note for the record that there was only "Mr. Big" in the popular TV series. There was no "Mr. Really Knows His Business" or "Mr. Just Right" or "Mr. Rocked My World" even "Mr. Kind."<br /><br />But again, how can bigger necessarily be better? I mean, how can something that doesn't fit feel good? What of size-induced discomfort? I mean who wants to climb on top of something huge that just doesn't fit and try to make it work? Is that really fun? Does that really feel pleasurable? You can see, I hope, how someone who is 5'4" (with all parts scaled to fit) might wonder about such things.<br /><br />But finally, this weekend, I knew for sure my crank was just the right size for the job. A lot of guys resort to self-help when it comes to crank size. And sure, I like a "do it yourself" crank job just as much as the next guy. DIY can be lots of fun and should be a part of any healthy person's life. There's certainly no shame in it. But, this time I went to a "professional," if you get my meaning. And the professional attention made all the difference.<br /><br />The feelings and sensations were mind blowing. I just kept going and going and going. Six hours I went. Seriously! Six hours! And a few minutes after finishing, I was ready to go again. It was so smooth and effortless, gliding like a well-lubed piston fitting and moving within the tight walls of its cylinder. Sometimes I pushed hard and slow. Sometimes fast and quick. Changing tempos and position and pace.<br /><br />I think I felt the earth move.<br /><br />So, big thanks to <a href="http://shamacycles.blogspot.com/">Phil Shama of Shama Cycles</a> for persuading me to reduce the size of my cranks on Carmen Tequilo, the tri-specific bike in my garage-mahal. It totally changed my pedal stroke and positioning on the whole bike, enabled an efficient, circular pedal stroke and markedly reduced the fatigue of riding 100 miles. Seriously, every part of the bike fit better and every party of the bike worked better with my body just by putting on a shorter crank that fit my anatomy better. It was remarkable and I cannot overstate how much <a href="http://shamacycles.blogspot.com/">Phil's</a> expertise helped me out. <a href="http://shamacycles.blogspot.com/">Phil</a> is the Jedi master of all things crank and bike related.<br /><br />What?<br /><br />Why are you snickering and looking at me that way?<br /><br />Of course I was talking about a bike. What did you think I was talking about?greyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.com10