This weekend will be a "Celebrity Something" like nobody's bid'ness. Two MAJOR MAJOR celebrities of the podcasting glitteratti will arrive at the Greyhound LATC ("Low Altitude Training Camp") for a weekend of EPIC proportions.
There will be EPIC rides on both Saturday and Sunday. We will spring from our bikes like we were shot from cannons and run like we're chasing down Norman Stadler. We will take to the water like the porpoises we are and crank out yardage like we're . . . like we're . . . . swimming really hard for a really long time.
It's a tri-stag weekend full of Kelly Clarkson, pedicures, pride and prejudice and . . . . NO! WAIT! I mean training, sweat, beer, pizza, peeing on the bike, guns, killing small animals, and NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
Celebrities like this obviously have to give the paparazzi the slip, so the details are quite secret.
But I can tell you, right here, right now that we will acheive a completely zen like state of conciousness.