Thursday, March 19, 2009

I TRIPLE Dog Dare You!

Naw, he ain't gonna do it. He's chicken.

I ain't chicken. I just don't need to be sticking my tongue to no pump handle, or signing up for an Ironman five months after just doing one.

See, I told you he won't. He's chicken.

I ain't chicken. Besides, who's gonna wanna do an Ironman in Utah? I mean, sersly, Utah?

Bock bock bock. Everyone's doing it. C'mon. Don't be a baby. Just one more won't hurt you.

I ain't a baby. I just don' wanna.

Are so a baby. Who care's what mom says? Are you gonna go home and cry? Is baby gonna cry?????

I'm not a baby.


Are you kidding? Sign up for another stupid Ironman? That's dumb!

That's 'cause you know it'll hurt!

You're full of it!

Oh yeah?


Well I double-DOG-dare ya!

NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.

I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!

Supalinds (a/k/a "Mrs. Wilson") created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!

Better just call the fire department now, because it is done. I'm in.


Wendy said...


Greyt Times said...

Love it! Love that movie and excited you are doing Utah! I contemplated, but coach said no. Looks like a BEAUTIFUL course!!!!! w00t w00t!

Supalinds said...


Kim said...

i hear there are a lot of strip clubs in utah - keep your mind focused on that 112 mile bike ;)

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

oh sure - bring out the triple dog dare. that's a dirty trick...

KCWoodhead said...

I think I will be there regardless...just a matter of whether I'm racing or volunteering/scouting.

It will be, hands down, the prettiest course in America.

IronMatron said...

You're crazy. In a good way, though. really.

Coach Liz said...

You're a nut. What was it my mom said..."If Lynn DeJulio said it was cool to cut off your hair and color it green would you cut off your hair and color it green young lady? Well, would you???"

I will not be swayed by peer presure as I will be in training for an ultra marathon.

Richard said...

You're on... I'll see you there!

Bigun said...

very nice.... the race is on - Bigun gets a job before IMUT sells out....

momo said...

WHAT was i thinking??? did you see the bike profile?