To: Very Large Man
Date: February 27, 2007
Subject: Daily Nekkid Weigh In
Until you notice a visual change in the man breasts, belly and back folds, you weigh approximately the same as you did yesterday when you weighed yourself, and the day before, and the day before that, and the day before that, etc. etc. etc. Visual change will occur when you begin to use the equipment in our fine facility, and in all probability not before.
If, however, a daily weigh in must be performed, please note that the towel does not add that much weight if it remains in place rather than being removed. Likely not as much as the chains around your neck, which (I note) always remain in place.
Beyond being unnecessary, the current practice is a rather traumatic visual and something I would prefer not to see
. . . while I am brushing my teeth.
Thank you for your consideration in this matter.