tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post3918053293740235709..comments2023-11-05T04:10:04.332-06:00Comments on TriGreyhound: Word for a Special Occasiongreyhoundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177698669715595307noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-33619674503408065082007-11-07T20:05:00.000-06:002007-11-07T20:05:00.000-06:00ASSHOLE!That's probably what I'd go with. I have a...ASSHOLE!<BR/><BR/>That's probably what I'd go with. I have always thought about having a bag of tomatoes to heave at an idiot driver. Don't know where I'd keep them on my bike!Real Dealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16963480347862557952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-21552222452997601982007-11-05T12:50:00.000-06:002007-11-05T12:50:00.000-06:00Hey and I am blonde, but I never talk on my cell w...Hey and I am blonde, but I never talk on my cell when I drive...and I have NEVER had an accident, car or bike(that involved a car)- this is for coachliz!Fe-ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07986479866903093934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-90467111695749843172007-11-05T12:48:00.000-06:002007-11-05T12:48:00.000-06:00I don't say anything anymore...as you never know w...I don't say anything anymore...as you never know when the idiot will just pull out a gun and shoot you. Really. So I give them the sign language for WAKE-UP! They don't know what the hell I am saying, but it makes me feel better, and I haven't stooped to their level of stupidity/ignorance.Fe-ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07986479866903093934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-52605519460567244942007-11-04T18:11:00.000-06:002007-11-04T18:11:00.000-06:00Hey?! Can I get your picture? I want to show it t...Hey?! Can I get your picture? I want to show it to my kids. They just asked my this morning what kind of dinosaur an "Ignoramus" was.acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15700457140778271786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-77602095118551543022007-11-01T11:36:00.000-05:002007-11-01T11:36:00.000-05:00Those were all really good. However, when I feel ...Those were all really good. However, when I feel threatened I lose all ability to wax eloquent. I'm guessing I'll just do what I do. I rather like Lance Notstrong's line, though. I'll have to try to remember that.21stCenturyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02370504811536749950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-92103598938648061412007-11-01T06:24:00.000-05:002007-11-01T06:24:00.000-05:00People normally stay away from me - it's one thing...People normally stay away from me - it's one thing to plow down a hapless 120lb "real" biker, it's another thing to total your car against the 250lb Bigun!Bigunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05101189927170393085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-17589189400324231312007-11-01T00:41:00.000-05:002007-11-01T00:41:00.000-05:00My phrase of choice the other day was "HEY! GET OF...My phrase of choice the other day was "HEY! GET OFF YOUR CELL PHONE!!!" with a hand gesture of pulling a phone away from my ear. <BR/><BR/>You would have thought that self-important blond haired lady in her Mercedes SUV had seen me when I thought she looked at me and I waved to her the first time before she gunned it into the intersection. Silly me, I should have known better. She was BLONDE.CoachLizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06687275155229786220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-38155667424827243022007-10-31T13:19:00.000-05:002007-10-31T13:19:00.000-05:00Lance - that's a mouthful, although I like the sen...Lance - that's a mouthful, although I like the sentiment. <BR/><BR/>I like Bolder's tone: how about "Thank you for almost killing me"?<BR/><BR/>What about feigning being hit, and saying "YOU HIT ME!" that will scare the shit out of drivers.Jane https://www.blogger.com/profile/13070258269189129646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-63284053792873029582007-10-31T11:28:00.000-05:002007-10-31T11:28:00.000-05:00"Go ahead and hit me jerkoff.....I'm not the one w..."Go ahead and hit me jerkoff.....I'm not the one who will be ass raped in prison for reckless endangerment"Lance Notstronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05329233052728447291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-28464648727854579432007-10-31T10:07:00.000-05:002007-10-31T10:07:00.000-05:00Blame CANADA!Stay tuned...Blame CANADA!<BR/><BR/>Stay tuned...TriBoomer a.k.a. Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00614815879092442483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-28073357172402457952007-10-31T09:02:00.000-05:002007-10-31T09:02:00.000-05:00You flippity flappin piss ant! Tac loves saying f...You flippity flappin piss ant! <BR/><BR/>Tac loves saying flippity flap.<BR/><BR/>Also, he always dreams of throwing some large heavy object at said idiot driver, but is in areo and would take to much effort.Taconite Boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13514615911062275139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-72834864726420861102007-10-31T01:06:00.000-05:002007-10-31T01:06:00.000-05:00BTW - I know a guy who carries a spare water bottl...BTW - I know a guy who carries a spare water bottle full of stale piss for just such occasions. he calls car drivers "cagers" and will chase them down just to douse their car in something nasty when the occasion arises. <BR/><BR/>He says that cytomax does not come off the windshield - so a well placed spray can make a harmless point.<BR/><BR/>On the one hand, he's an angry, angry man. <BR/><BR/>On the other hand, I think I'd feel pretty safe riding with him. Nobody in a car would mess with a guy like that twice. It helps that he's 6' something and over 215 lbs.the Dread Pirate Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06758895507726373202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-7287281282724736632007-10-30T21:34:00.000-05:002007-10-30T21:34:00.000-05:00how bout... i'm calling the news on you! oh wait, ...how bout... i'm calling the news on you! oh wait, you can't call me after december... ha!pinkgurugalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05413803187336679141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-46288399180251311382007-10-30T18:00:00.000-05:002007-10-30T18:00:00.000-05:00"YEAH, WELL IF YOU PULLED YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR AS..."YEAH, WELL IF YOU PULLED YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, YOU COULD HAVE SEEN ME!"<BR/><BR/>...Said, of course, with my best Alabama dixie girl smile and perhaps followed up with, "bless your heart."Herself, the GeekGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990186920123895227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-23402177310568319762007-10-30T17:17:00.000-05:002007-10-30T17:17:00.000-05:00Bolder forgot the requisite apology. He's assimila...Bolder forgot the requisite apology. He's assimilating!Brent Bucknerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14754659334435107746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-64481648633869423222007-10-30T15:04:00.000-05:002007-10-30T15:04:00.000-05:00how about:'thank you for not killing me with your ...how about:<BR/><BR/>'thank you for not killing me with your death machine'<BR/><BR/>it seems very canadian though.<BR/><BR/>you know, the 'thank you'.Bolderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11468747570730558685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-59737147084684959242007-10-30T15:03:00.000-05:002007-10-30T15:03:00.000-05:00or... even just: "you didn't see me? well, then....or... even just: "you didn't see me? well, then... that's okay! I'm sure that if you HAD hit and killed me, knowing that you DIDN'T see me would make you feel a lot better... for the rest of your life."Nytrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08735807742257692742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-63944337334377640482007-10-30T13:52:00.000-05:002007-10-30T13:52:00.000-05:00Aside from f-bombs (which are fun) how about somet...Aside from f-bombs (which are fun) how about something like that's negligent homicide, or almost manslaughter or whatever legal-ese term that would actually happen should a car hit a biker <BR/><BR/>Or how about the good ol' 21st century way "I'm calling my lawyer" "I know your license plate number!" or "I'll sue!"Jane https://www.blogger.com/profile/13070258269189129646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-66060057303900701102007-10-30T13:28:00.001-05:002007-10-30T13:28:00.001-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.the Dread Pirate Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06758895507726373202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-60082460636501297392007-10-30T13:28:00.000-05:002007-10-30T13:28:00.000-05:00I pay my taxes, and I am a legal vehicle on the ro...I pay my taxes, and I am a legal vehicle on the road. I'm often tempted to give back to the Metal Box drivers the phrase I hear from them,<BR/><BR/>"Get the fuck off my road" (with or without the f-bomb, depending on the sitch).the Dread Pirate Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06758895507726373202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-53891761567559583852007-10-30T12:48:00.000-05:002007-10-30T12:48:00.000-05:00how about "I have PMS and a GUN..say no more"...LO...how about "I have PMS and a GUN..say no more"...LOLBorn To Endurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14144099978468647199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-42946567051682518902007-10-30T12:17:00.000-05:002007-10-30T12:17:00.000-05:00hmmm well i dont remember what it was i was saying...hmmm well i dont remember what it was i was saying when i hit the 14 year old kid who decided to walk in front of my 23mph coasting bike.. i think i was saying 'oh my god, oh my god' and then asked HIM if he was okay...when i was lying on the concrete bleeding and dying.<BR/><BR/>hmm what did i say to the driver who yelled at me to bike on the sidewalk?? ummmm..."share the f*$king road loser"!Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13247869094266596212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-4265886494016220272007-10-30T12:12:00.000-05:002007-10-30T12:12:00.000-05:00You could have killed me!!!You could have killed me!!!Carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05064924692767548756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24683651.post-75781452910594652302007-10-30T10:59:00.000-05:002007-10-30T10:59:00.000-05:00I'm pretty sure that preparation notwithstanding w...I'm pretty sure that preparation notwithstanding what will come out of my mouth should I ever be unfortunate enough to tangle with a car will be "You stupid ASSHOLE! What the fuck is WRONG with you??!!!" Pretty sure of that.<BR/><BR/>Hopefully someone else can come up with something better and I can burn it into my garbage strewn brain.21stCenturyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02370504811536749950noreply@blogger.com